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Hitman: Absolution E3 Trailer – Everyone (On YouTube) Hates It!

Hitman: Absolution E3 Trailer – Everyone (On YouTube) Hates It!

Hey guys! Square-Enix has released a new trailer for Hitman: Absolution!

What do the always-fair-always-balanced denizens of YouTube think?

  • “I didn’t know Hitman was set in the Saint’s Row universe.”
  • “R.I.P Whoopi Goldburg”
  • “Hitman will fight latex wearing assassin nuns with rocket launchers. Latex wearing assassins nuns with rocket launchers. Agent 47. These should not exist in the same game, regardless of gameplay.”
  • “I just don’t care anymore. This looks like a shit slap in the face. I simply won’t even bother to pirate this crap.”
  • “I would actually buy this game, but no, a shitton of DLC and PRESS X TO EVERYTHING”
  • “>be super elite tactical assassin squad
    >wear high-heels”
  • “I like the part where they ruined the franchise for the sake of profit.”
  • “A franchise like this should not be targeting a customer base consisting of 14 year olds.”
  • “It’s not rain, its tears of dissapointment from loyal hitman fans”
  • “Just like my japanese animes!”
  • “WE WANT THE CALL OF DUTY AUDIENCE WHY STAY LOYAL TO THE OLD FANS AND MAKE A GREAT GAME FOR THEM WHEN THE INDUSTRY IS FULL OF MINDLESS CASUALS WHO BUYS GAMES BASED ON THE EXPLOSIONS SEEN ON TRAILERS AND REVIEW SITES BRIBED.”
  • “Remember the part in Blood Money where you did kung fu tricks and fought a bunch of comic book villains?”
  • “Well, I haven’t had a chance to use “jumping the shark” in a while.”
  • “Hitman Absolution is fast becoming a parody of modern game development. All we need now is Day 1 xbox exclusive DLC and map packs.”

Oh. Oh dear. What do you think of it?




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  • Hutton121

    I thought it was fecking awesome!
    Guns, nuns and latex buns what more could you ask for.