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Duke Nukem: In His Own Words

Duke Nukem: In His Own Words

Thanks to Gearbox Software Duke Nukem is returning and one of the longest running development projects in history, Duke Nukem Forever, is finally going to be finished. This is great news and it got us in the mood to celebrate by talking to Mr Nukem and finding out about his past adventures and private life.

Play: You’ve thrown yourself in the way of danger on many occassions. Are you ever concerned how things might pan out?

DN: There’s only two ways this can end, and in both of them you die

Play: Do you ever get bored of it all?

DN: Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn, I love this job!

Play: You don’t come away from your battles completely unscathed though. How do you handle field injuries?

DN: I ain’t got time to bleed!

Play: What sort of music do you listen to when you’re not kicking butt and taking names? We’d take you for a classic rock man, but maybe you like disco?

Duke Nukem: Damn, I hate disco!

Play: You also seem to have a lot of love for the ladies. Any thoughts of settling down with someone special as a couple?

DN: My boot, your face; the perfect couple

Play: Any particular areas of the body you recommend budding Dukes target when fighting alien scum?

DN: Your face, your ass, what’s the difference?

Play: Do you have any particular food loves or hates?

DN: I HATE bacon!

Play: How did you handle travelling back in time to meet the Roman’s? What did you say to fit in?

DN: Friends, Romans, countrymen… lend me your chicks

Play: What have you got planned for the rest of your day?

DN: It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of gum!

And with that Mr Nukem left. In the mean time we can look forward to finding out more about Duke Nukem Forever in the coming months.




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  • David

    lol