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The news in briefs – it’s pants!

The news in briefs – it’s pants!

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The news in brief returns, and now it’s snugly packaged in a new, sillier name.

WEBSITE GIVES MASS EFFECT 2 HIGH SCORE THAN UNCHARTED 2
500-comment flame war about 1,200-comment flame war about review ensues. Three British tourists among casualties.

HEAVY RAIN DEMO LAUNCHED
Complicated browser-based investigation required to find it leads to unhappy endings for some.

MASS EFFECT 2 SEX: UNCUT!
Yes, Shepard is now so customisable you can choose whether or not he’s circumcised.

MASS EFFECT 2 HAS ‘PS3’ IN CODE, BUT NO SIDE-BOOB IN SEX SCENES
Internet struggles to determine which is the greater betrayal.

UBISOFT ANNOUNCES BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
Confirmation yet to be revealed.

ANNOUNCEMENTS OF SEQUELS EXPECTED AT E3
In related news, night expected to follow day.

PS3 SALES GAINING ON 360 SALES

Aesop posts long, ranting, smug, told-you-so blog.

JAPANESE CHARTS DOMINATED BY RPGS
Yes, and apparently they eat a lot of fish too. Who knew?

MICROSOFT PULLS PLUG ON XBOX LIVE FOR ORIGINAL XBOX GAMES
The server red-ringed and Microsoft refused to offer itself a replacement.

MAN SUES MICROSOFT FOR UNJUSTLY ENRICHING ITSELF
Download error points to evil conspiracy, says man. Unclear whether man called customers services or not.




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