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The News In Brief – Friday June 12

The News In Brief – Friday June 12

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LIONHEAD’S SMOKE & MIRRORS EXPOSED
Peter Molyneux gave an exaggerated and misleading presentation on something? No! Get out!

PORN STAR PAID $500,000 TO GET WARCRAFT TATTOO ON TITS
Real boobs, fake story. But why don’t porn stars sell advertising space on their rude bits?

KRATOS RIPS MAN’S HEAD OFF
“This is getting to be a real pain in the neck,” victim claims.

VALVE SAYS PS3 IS “TOO COMPLICATED”
Play says Valve’s excuse for not developing PS3 games is “too crap”.

GAME SHOPS RAGE AT PSP GO
Only this morning, a rioting GameStation employee, possessed with terror at the threat posed to his livelihood by the PSP Go’s lack of a UMD drive, rolled a burning police car over in the middle of his own shop.

TURN 10 SAYS FORZA IS BETTER THAN GRAN TURISMO
In other shock news Polyphony Digital says Gran Turismo is better than Forza.

TECMO SAYS THAT THE PS3 IS THE MOST POWERFUL HARDWARE
In further ‘things we already knew’ news the Pope is Catholic, the earth is round and yes, bears do go poopoo in the woods.

PACHTER SAYS PSP GO IS A RIP-OFF
The PSP Go is cheaper to produce than the PSP-3000 yet costs more to buy and that’s bad. We’d never have figured this out on our own. Thank God there was a financial analyst on hand.

ACTIVISION’S KOTICK SAYS HARDWARE PRICES SHOULD BE CUT
This coming from a man who flogs guitar-shaped hunks of moulded plastic for fifty quid a pop.




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