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Modern Warfare 2 to bring about the destruction of humanity


Well, maybe not actually the destruction of humanity as we know it, but if UK ‘news’paper the Daily Star is to be believed, it will cause a tangible increase in perviness throughout the nation. How? Through the night-vision goggles of Modern Warfare 2‘s Prestige Edition (or ‘Peeping Tom Edition’, according to the paper), of course, which will definitely be used for nefarious/perverted reasons.

In writing so very spectacular it’s hard to fathom, the paper said:

Hordes of joy-pad junkies are rubbing their hands in anticipation and some have already admitted they will use the goggles for ‘stealth dogging’ and to spy on gay cruising spots.

Once you’ve taken all those facts in your face on board, try to remember that the ‘some’ who have ‘admitted’ using the goggles for dodgy reasons are actually ‘one’ who ‘made a joke on the internet’. Ah, we do love you, the tabloids – we do.

Come November we expect an increase of perviness in the UK of between 12-15 per cent, though we’re waiting on Michael Pachter to confirm our estimate.

See the rest of the story here, if you dare.

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  • Rbl007

    i wonder if these goggles even work, actual working pairs cost upto 3times as mush as then Prestige Edition selling price?

  • Dave Moore

    yes but you can get kids night vision goggles for about £5 so it’s probably a pair of those dressed up.
    funnily enough though they are rubbish for a fiver.