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Miyamoto Leaves Nintendo, Takes Up Residence At Sony Says Nonsense Report

Miyamoto Leaves Nintendo, Takes Up Residence At Sony Says Nonsense Report

Confusion reigns at the moment, but our reporters understand that the inside line from Nintendo’s Warioland HQ suggest that the veteran designer  – best known for being wheeled out at various trade shows to prove the old adage that videogame journalists will literally clap at anything associated with Nintendo, even if they don’t know what it is – has had enough of the politics of working for a company that has no idea what it’s doing.

Sony Toolbox’s Jonathan Braithwaitewaitewaite, not in any way speaking on behalf of the designer, had not this to say.

“What a day for Sony. Not only has Miyamoto decided to step down from his position at marketing firm Nintendo, but he’s decided to come to us. Brap”

The news was received less well elsewhere, with reports suggesting that the internet, struggling to hold out against the sheer weight of fanboy tears, may very well have been submerged and lost to the same fate as Atlantis.

Reaction to the move from Nintendo fans has been mixed, to say the least. Many wept openly into their Mario playsuits at the news, while others seemed to think that Ant and Dec would be a bigger loss. So deep was the shock that one person interviewed, a respected videogames journalist who essentially might as well work for Nintendo for all the PR he gives them, started babbling that Jamie Redknapp should take over.

More as we have it.




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  • fuck off

    You’re fucking morons

  • Kieran

    ^ This guy needs to know how to laugh a bit…

  • Adam

    Fuck off clearly has a miniscule penis.

    Don’t blame them you bellend. Blame your parents, or evolution.

  • you fuck off

    hahaha