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Battlefield 3 is on two discs on 360. THE CONSOLE WAR IS OVER! LOLZ!1!!!!

Battlefield 3 is on two discs on 360. THE CONSOLE WAR IS OVER! LOLZ!1!!!!

Let’s all have a good laugh at the Xbox 360 fanboys. What are they going to do now? They’re not going to actually have to change discs are they? What decade is this? The nineties? Will they be wearing wrap-around sunglasses while they do it? Watching ER in between multiplayer games? Playing with their Val Kilmer Batman action figures while choosing classes?

Listening to The Stone Roses for the duration?

According to EA (via Eurogamer) single-player will be on one disc and multiplayer, co-op and mysterious ‘HD installation content’ on the other. On PS3? ALL ON ONE DISC BABY, JUST LIKE KRAZY KEN ALWAYS WANTED IT, YEE-HAW!

Obviously this proves that the PS3 is the superior machine, because we’ll be able to simply play everything without getting up from our chairs/sofas/floors/whatevers, which means only one thing: Microsoft is doomed. If you have shares in the company, sell them now. Because MS can come back from lawsuits. It can come back from the Red Ring of Death fiasco. It can come back from Kinect. It can come back from Rogue Warrior being on the machine.

But 2 discs for Battlefield? A bridge too far.

EDIT: Keen-eyed readers will see that we’ve changed the title to reflect the fact that nothing in this article should have been taken seriously. Sorry to the one person who actually read beyond the headline.




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  • Luke hulse

    Yeah, look at lbp2 all its software games and extra downloadable software on one disk! 😛

  • Derpy Hooves

    Sad article is sad

  • Oliver

    2 WHOLE DISCS?!?! WTF?!?! Spotty 13 years olds are going to pull muscles from this kind of exercise.

  • eelay

    well,well,well that’s what happens when you don’t plan for the future microsoft! sony have always future proofed there consoles hence why the ps2 is still going. heres one for the blu-ray boys!