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Six characters who would be better with Brian Blessed’s beard

Six characters who would be better with Brian Blessed’s beard

He has one of the, if not the finest beards in the world. He was on Flash Gordon. He’s from down the road from me. Yes folks, it’s Brian Blessed. But which games should have his beard in them to make them approximately 135% better? Read on…

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Kratos, God Of War series: He already has a chinny-beard, but a Blessed-beard would take him up a few notches in the awesome-o-meter. Fact.

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Nathan Drake, Uncharted series: Nate rocks the stubble look well enough, but he just isn’t manly enough. Solution? BEARDFACE.

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Lara Croft, Tomb Raider series: Possibly the greatest combination known to mankind – a Blessed-beard and cleavage. This thought has made us insurmountably happy.

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Madison Paige, Heavy Rain: How much easier would the hunt for the Origami Killer be with badass face-fuzz like this? A lot – that’s how much.

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Car, Gran Turismo series: Sports cars are the epitome of cool – or at least that’s what we’ve been told. After doing a bit of research though, it’s clear to see that cars could be made a hell of a lot cooler with one simple addition: the Blessed-beard.

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AFC Wimbledon, Football Manager series: They’re always going to be more popular than the MK Dons (not named after Mortal Kombat, unfortunately), so AFC may as well run with it and become the coolest football club in the world. One beard later and they’re almost there.




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  • david

    lol, very funny