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Friday’s Final Word, With Ice-T

Friday’s Final Word, With Ice-T

We’re used to reasonably obtuse statements from one of the godfathers of gangsta rap, prone as he is to show off his considerable talents as a soliloquist. But today’s example simply has us stumped, as will it you:

“All I have to say today is “JETS BITCH!””

Now some automatically claimed that this was Ice’s talk of a sporting encounter twixt two gridiron teams – one of which colloquially known as ‘Jets’. But I saw phooey to that, as it’s literally impossible. I have my reasons.

No, I believe this is actually Ice-T waxing lyrical about his love for flying aircraft of the non-propeller variety. He is known to be a world-travelling mofo, so it stands to reason that he would be prone to outbursts of positivity about jet airliners. It’s possibly a defence mechanism to cover up for a maniacal fear of flying, actually.

Maybe.

[Ice-T Mother Hubbard!]




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