Woo! I love Final Fantasy VII! It’s the best RPG in the world. Final Fantasy VII is the best thing that ever happened to Sony and I’ve played it twice!
Only twice? You suck.

Well it’s a big game.
So I take it you haven’t played Dirge Of Cerberus, or watched all of Advent Children and Last Order?

No, but I’ve seen pictures and they look amazing! The graphics are brilliant. My favourite character is Cloud, because he’s so cool.
Oh for god’s sake. You’re just an idiot, a squirming little fan boy who believes everything you read on internet forums and then replies with "Me too!" only to have about half a page taken up with your rubbish signature (that you didn’t even design yourself) so everyone knows every time you post that you really know nothing about games.

That is not true; I know an awful lot about games, especially Final Fantasy VII!
Oh piss off, by the sounds of it you weren’t even born back in 1997.

Stop picking on me!
Sorry. Have you got a PSP?

Yeah, my mum got me one for Christmas actually.
Rich little ****. Anyway you’ll be pleased to hear that Crisis Core will be coming out on the portable machine this year or maybe next. It deals with the events leading up to what we know as Final Fantasy VII, which dwelled on the rather confused Cloud Strife, whereas this concentrates on Cloud’s superior in SOLDIER, Zack.

Who’s Zack?
Oh jeez, you really know nothing. Zack is the guy Cloud looks up to and after a brutal beating at the hands of Sephiroth, Cloud wakes believing himself to be Zack. In Crisis Core we’ll see who Zack was, how his life affected Cloud’s so much and learn how close to Aerith he was.

But Aerith is dead!
Arrgh! You don’t even know what prequel means do you?