A Pomeranian In A Coat Fighting A Cat (No, Really)
There are some headlines you feel you’re born to write: this is one of them.
Tokyo Jungle on PS3 coming out in Europe and America would be the best of the things. Why?
Well, because of that headline, mainly. One we haven’t made up, embellished or otherwise ‘sexed-up’ like any government dossiers (timely satire, right there).
This is a game in which players control a collection of different animals – a Japanese deer, a race horse, loads of others we’re not quite sure if you can play as yet and, as mentioned, the Pomeranian.
Also there’s dinosaurs.
We’re still not making this up.
Tokyo Jungle has no confirmed EU or US release, and we honestly doubt it will be on the top of Sony’s list to bring over here. But stranger things have happened. Worse things have happened, too.
But whatever happens, we want this game. It reminds us of the time when videogames could just be odd. When you could dress up an animal in hip hop attire for no reason other than ‘why not?’.
A time when you could look at a Velociraptor sleeping.
A time when a Pomeranian in a jacket fought a cat.