No GTA Release Date, But We Do Get A…Teaser Site?
It’s everything we ever wanted and more
So none of Play’s (admittedly demented) dreams for the Take-Two investor call materialised then. Which was fairly obvious, of course, because we were essentially asking for the moon on a stick, but hey. At least we dared to dream. Ahem.
Still, we did get something: the Epsilon Program teaser site, which is another one of those classic Rockstar satires of good old ‘Merica. It’s funny, yes, but isn’t it about time we saw some more of, y’know, the actual game?
Rockstar is under no obligation to do anything, of course: they could bin the project now, tell us we dreamt the whole thing and, thanks to the scarcity of information, we’d probably believe them. But it would be nice, somewhere between now and 2122, to get some more info on the game.
Is that too much to ask?