Twelve April Fool’s headlines we didn’t use

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We toyed with the idea of writing some fake April Fool’s news stories today, but realised that once we got passed the funny headlines, we’d just be writing unfunny lies and the whole idea was pretty trite anyway. But we liked our headlines, so we compiled them together for presentation here. Remember, NONE of these is a real story…

We toyed with the idea of writing some fake April Fool’s news stories today, but realised that once we got passed the funny headlines, we’d just be writing unfunny lies and the whole idea was pretty trite anyway. But we liked our headlines, so we compiled them together for presentation here. Remember, NONE of these is a real story…

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