Top 10 hottest redheads in games
Ever noticed how a much higher percentage of characters in games have red hair than people in real-life? And they’re always really hot too instead of, y’know, pale and freckly and dorky. That’s why I made a top ten…
Zone Of The Enders
Sometimes (a lot of the time actually) it’s not really about the hair.
The original Tyris Flare was not a redhead. Weird given that her name kinda implies a fiery disposition, which everyone knows goes hand-in-hand with redheadedness. See also – Red Sonja.
Well, if you’re going to be enslaved by someone, it could be a lot worse than a hot young redhead with a big hole in the ass of her pants…
Oerba Dia Vanille
Final Fantasy XIII
It doesn’t matter how old a female Final Fantasy character actually is, Square’s designers will still ensure she looks like a hot nineteen year-old. Genius.
Lacy, thigh-high stockings and massive boots… I feel faint.
Rare’s switch from Nintendo to Microsoft was the best thing to ever happen to gamers who’re into redheads. An Xbox fanboy once told me Rare used precise scientific calculations to make Joanna Dark into an objectively perfect woman. This is clearly nonsense but still… hubba hubba!
Heavenly Sword’s heavenly heroine has to rank highly here because she has more red hair than any other game character. Plus she has less covering her bottom than… well, most other game characters.
The ‘schoolgirl’ look is another one popular among female game characters, but of course Candy Cane is too old for school. It’s just a… ahem… fashion statement. She’d get expelled for wearing that to double biology.
Dead Or Alive
Every now and again I make a top ten list without everyone’s favourite ginger ninja in it, and find myself wracked with guilt and regret for days afterwards. Not this time though.
Seriously, when I first saw this guy, I felt an electricity between us.