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Top 10 bitches in games

Top 10 bitches in games

By the way, if this piece feels like it’s ragging on women too much for you, check out Nowgamer’s 10 biggest dicks in gaming (not that kind of big dick), which is mostly about what idiots men can be.

10.
Judith Mossman
Half-Life 2
Now, she may swap sides again and help the good guys out in a big way, but betraying us in the first place was a bitchy thing to do. Plus, she’s a bitch to Alyx all the time, and Alyx, of all people, doesn’t deserve that.

Top 10 bitches in games

9.
Ada Wong
Resident Evil 4
Cold and aloof, Ada seems to think she has the right to be a bitch just because she ‘died’ that time. It’s not like it was Leon’s fault – she’d have been shot sooner if he hadn’t have taken a bullet for her.

8.
Ashley Williams
Mass Effect
If there’s one thing we all learned from Mass Effect, it’s that humanity does know best and that it usually is best to kill something as soon as possible if you don’t understand it. However, that doesn’t excuse Williams’ bitchy, racist attitude towards those ugly, green, slimy, dirty space freaks from all those foreign planets.

Top 10 bitches in games

7.
Sniper Wolf
Metal Gear Solid
The really dangerous thing about bitchiness is that it can work as a kind of magnetism, as Otacon found out when he fell for Sniper Wolf. Oh, she saved some dogs and gave Otacon a handkerchief… don’t be fooled, she’s still a bitch.

6.
Hera
God Of War III
Hera is like the worst stepmother you could imagine, only in God form. She even refers to Pandora as ‘the little whore’, which given that Pandora is the first woman, is like dissing all of womankind. She gets even worse when she’s drunk.

5.
Kreia (a.k.a. Darth Traya)
Knights Of The Old Republic II
Imagine how much of a bitch you’d have to be to make enemies of both the Sith and the Jedi. This bitter old hag manages to just about make one friend in the entire galaxy then betrays him too. Then he kills her, which is no worse than what the bitch deserved.

4.
Sofia Lamb
BioShock 2
Like a lot of bitches, Sofia Lamb is totally convinced that she knows what’s best for everyone, to the point that she’s even prepared to screw with people’s genes to force them to be nice. That’s not very nice, to say the least.

Top 10 bitches in games

3.
Anna Williams
Tekken series
Anna is often described as a ‘femme fatale’, which is a fancy French was of saying ‘classic bitch’. She’ll make you think you’re in with a chance, then stamp on your face with her stiletto heels. I fall for this kind of thing all the time…

Top 10 bitches in games

2.
Tira
Soul Calibur series
Soul Calibur’s ring-wielding evil woman appears to have multiple personalities, most of which are a bitch of one sort of another. Honestly, talk about mood swings. There’s just no working with this bitch.

1.
Catalina
Grand Theft Auto series
If Anna Williams is a classic femme fatale, then Catalina is a classic ‘crazy bitch’. The kind of woman who makes grown men squawk, “This bitch crazy!” Apart from being violently psychotic, she uses then discards men, but still keeps making desperate phone calls to her exes (if they’re still alive). If I was a betting man, I’d say she’s probably boiled a few bunnies in her time too.




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  • mastershredder

    How about Alexis Sinclair?, Carmen Sandiego? Dora the Explorer?

  • Cody

    No Morrigan from Dragon Age?

  • ONUD

    Offensive article and title. Just because society is passive about disrespecting women and lets you get away with using the B-word doesn’t mean that you should. It’s as bad as calling a black person the N-word, really.

  • Gavin Mackenzie

    It really is not. It is as bad as calling a man a ‘bastard’, which would would disrespect men in general, just as ‘bitch’ does not disrespect women in general. There are dozens of gender-specific insults for both genders. Should we ban them all?

  • Tweeder

    Yeah, not really digging the title. I guess it’s good if your looking for that “I need attention, please read me” page title. Is that what you were going for?

    Pretty offensive honestly.

    Stay Classy San Diego!

  • KeeperOfTheWord

    You people do realise the context in which the word was used wasn’t as a replacement for the word ‘women’, right?

    If it was meant in the context of ‘Top 10 WOMEN in games’ I’d understand your problem, but it wasn’t, so get over it.

    I mean you don’t see me getting offended by this article because I have a penis, do you.

    http://www.nowgamer.com/features/942/the-10-biggest-dicks-in-gaming

  • Gavin Mackenzie

    Oh come on, KeeperOfTheWord, how’s anyone supposed to know about that article? It’s not like there’s a link to it at the op of this one or anything.

    And Tweeder, of course not. I never want my work to get attention or be read or commented on. What a terrible waste of time and effort that would be…

  • Sean

    Some of you guys are putting way too much thought into the title of this article lol.

  • http://www.blocktales.thecomicseries.com RJBT

    You forgot Trish from inFamous.

    “How could you choose those 6 innocent doctors instead of me, a lousy doctor who hates you because of your future selves fault won’t let you use your defibrillator to cure those diseased civvies? I’m ashamed of you Cole…”

  • Critter

    Forget the title. The main problem with this article is that… it isn’t an article. It’s just a list of names and the entire arguement is ‘[insert name here] is a bitch because she acts like a bitch because I said so. Bitch.’

    A lot of these characters are villains and anatagonists as well- so what do you expect and what exactly are you trying to point out? That villains tend to be…. mean? Yeah, no shit.

    So- no specific examples, no context, no understanding of these character’s background histories or situations to explain their behaviour. And worst of all- not funny either.

  • Bitch

    No real thought, background study, or smooth finesse. All-in-all, a pretty pointless article–well, it’s not really an article, but for the sake of argument… It’s based on nothing but bias, nonsensical, overly arrogant BS written by some hypocritical moron who has nothing better to do than point out negatives that don’t even matter. And most of which, are based more on his personal frustration at the fact that he would actually have to work for his nookie… which these 10 BITCHES wouldn’t even consider giving to such a needy, underdeveloped individual.

    You should work on your humor, or I should say, lack-there-of.

  • poets

    LAURA CROFT!!!!!!!

  • nerdgirl

    No all the women listed do act like bitches in their respective games, I’m a girl and even I have to admit they were all pretty stuck up and bitchy.

  • TalaMontblanc

    Ada is a dumb Chinese bitch. Fucking chinky chang hoe.

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