Ten of the best chat-up lines
If you’ve ever found that quoting videogames in conversations with girls makes them cringe then hurriedly look around for someone better looking to talk to, then you’ve just been using the wrong lines. Try these out next time you’re on the pull, and the chicks will be all over you…
If you suspect that the bit of skirt in question might actually be a bloke in disguise, then this is the perfect line for calling his/her bluff. If ‘daddy’ doesn’t work, try ‘papa’.
Sometimes women just want you to take control and get straight to the point, and nothing says ‘dominant male’ like a big spike on the end of a rope. Just watch she doesn’t do the splits and punch you in the testicles.
A lot of girls are into hip-hop culture these days, so it’s important to make it clear to them that you’re as ‘street’ as the next ‘playa’. Tim ‘Westwood’ uses ‘rap’ like this all the time and ‘check’ how much ‘poon’ he gets.
This is a line that a lady uses on a man, but we reckon there’s absolutely no reason whatsoever why a man shouldn’t try it out on a lady, too.
Bit of a long shot this one, as whoever you say it to is bound to think you’re kinda crazy and dirty and weird, but a surprising number of people actually get really turned on by that, so why not give it a go.
Otacon risks his life following Snake through some dangerous situations to ask him this, so it must be a very ‘deep’ question. Chicks dig ‘deep’ questions, especially dumb chicks who think they’re smart.
Women like it when guys are enthusiastic and energetic so, even if you’re indifferent and lethargic like us, try this line and they might be fooled.
We don’t like pain, but if a honey like Anna said this to us, we could easily convince ourselves that we do after all. We wouldn’t suggest guys trying this one on girls though.
Obviously, this is a perfectly innocent request – something to do with golf – but we’re pretty sure it could be adapted for use on a nightclub dance floor just before chucking out time.
You know what women are like. Sometimes all you’re trying to do is pay them a simple compliment and they take it completely the wrong way. And they really, really, really hate it when you accuse them of over feeding their pets.