PS Vita? Five Alternate Names For NGP/PSP2/Whatever It’s Called
Will it be called PS Vita? Maybe. But let’s suggest five alternate names it could be anyway.
The name PS Vita has been cropping up all over the place in recent days. Well, I say ‘all over the place’, I mean ‘on a few gaming sites that report on rumours like this one’. Regardless, it’s been seen in enough official places for people to say this may well be the real life, real, completely absolutely real name for what is now known as the NGP (and what we tend to stubbornly refer to as the PSP2 in the mag).
If it is true it will continue the tradition of console names being absolute shite, just as it has always been. Think of a good console name – go on. You can’t, can you? The best I’ve been able to think of is Atari 2600. Honestly. PlayStation? Stupid. DreamCast? Awful. GameCube? Dear lord. Xbox 360? I still don’t believe that’s its real name. Mega Drive? Wat.
As such, here are five suggestions for what NGP/PSP2/PS Vita can be called. Feel free to steal any of these names, Sony:
PlayStation FREE MONEY
PS (P.S. It’s a handheld)
Mega Drive 2
Pre-judged And Underrated 2
Look, It Has Everybody’s Golf. What More Do You Idiots Need?
Any of those names are sure to be a success, and none of them are anywhere near as embarrassing as the shit the people actually in charge come up with.