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No one should make a Portal movie. Fact. And no one should cast any of these actors in such a movie either.

Some games are exciting, adrenaline-fuelled and action-packed. Others are cerebral, demanding and rewarding. But a select few manage to refine exactly what fun and happiness is all about and turn it into a game. Here’s five of them…

The true meanings were revealed the other day, but we weren’t impressed. We have some better suggestions for what triangle, square, circle and cross really mean.

Square Enix’s Final Fantasy XIII is the subject of this week’s fan art celebration

What would it be like to live for real in PlayStation Home? We investigate the possibilities.

There’s been a lot of talk about short games lately, thanks to Kane & Lynch 2, but what about short game characters? Who’s speaking up for the little guy? PLAY, that’s who…

Paying to see lady’s chesticles in real-life can be an expensive hobby. Much better to pay £40 for a game ‘cos then you can look at jerkily animated, slightly polygonal jubblies whenever you want. It might cost you a bit of virtual money, but that hardly counts. This is why some games have strip clubs, gentleman’s clubs, pole dancing clubs, titty bars, call them what you will, and here’s the best 5…

This Is Vegas has been interned in the PS3 graveyard, so we wonder what better time is there to pay tribute to these fallen heroes of PS3 past? The ones that didn’t quite make it, we honour you.

Mortal Kombat has some characters in it. Here are five more that should be in it. DEFINITIVE LIST A-GO-GO.

I have no dress sense, but I know not to exceed my limits, unlike these clowns…

Licensed movie games are, with very few exceptions, utter twaddle that do no service to their respective sources whatsoever. But there are games that pay tribute to movies with style, it’s just that they tend to do it in a totally unofficial capacity. Here’s the best five we could think of in a hurry…

BioShock is the subject of this week’s fan art celebration

PlayStation Move isn’t infallible. There are plenty of places and situations in which in simply won’t work. Find out what they are.

Double Fine has announced its first digital download game, Costume Quest and we’ve spared no time in coming up with costume suggestions.