3 Exclusives That Could Save PlayStation
Uncharted 3? Pah. Resistance 3? Yawn. Here are the games that Sony really needs to save PlayStation.
Don’t get us wrong: PS3′s doing pretty well these days. Considering this year it became the number two method of stealing money from people – behind stealing old people’s pedigree dogs – that’s pretty good.
Things are looking up, but for Sony to really open up a lead on Microsoft, it needs these three games.
Street Cleaning Simulator
The tag line for this game is ‘Give dirt the brush-off’. If this doesn’t make you nostalgic for the days when you yearned to drive a shitty car-thing slowly enough to enrage anyone behind it – before you sold out and became a lawyer or whatever – then we don’t know what can.
Trucks and Trailers
Boasting that it’s ‘from the developers of EURO TRUCK SIMULATOR’, we have no doubts that T&T will successfully evoke the thrill of being away from your family for days at a time, constantly on the edge of lapsing from microsleep into full blown narcolepsy and killing everyone else on the road.
Actually, that sounds like a load of fun.
Garbage Truck Simulator
Yeah, this is real. Remember the opening of Arnie classic Commando, where some mercenaries pretended to be garbage men and killed that guy when he came out to help them?
Yeah, you can’t do that here. Instead you get to sit around as people no better than you cast aspersions on your lifestyle. Glory, eh?